Choose up to TWO names. Happy voting...polls close before New Year's.

jammin481
North Korea is the country the monkeys from Wizard of Oz came from.

betroit02
You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother, Gabe Ruth.

Fan174
"Without religion, we'd have good people doing good things, and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."

RetardRon
(1) You can only speak in absolutes if your name begins with "Fan." (2) Strikeouts are not of any importance for hitters; however, high K's for a pitcher are.

trouty42
What you have is, you have people who know stuff about football and you have other people who don't know stuff about football, and you bring 'em together and what you have then is, that's everybody.
-- Frank Caliendo (as John Madden)

onabadger58
"Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister." - John McClane

icb1977
“Not only is life a bitch, but she’s always having puppies.”

dusters
Life is hard, wear a helmet.

shirt
Fuck yeah, you piece of shit, fuck you. - Chris Carpenter

brewerfanx1
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.

darklotus66
Kameron Loe Autograph Owner

sausagepeteza
Life's too short to dance with fat chicks

brewerbryce
"Schafer is an impressive prospect and is the Brewers CF of the future...He is the best CF in the Brewers minor league system right now...There is a good chance that Schafer will be called up by mid-season." - Brewerfanx1

anotheridiot
Did you know 111,111,111x111,111,111=12345678987654321?

jpatlee